My Letter to La Quinta

Here is the email I sent to La Quinta:

 Last night I saw your advertisement containing this verbiage: “Your wife is escorted off the plane.” This text was followed by “You get the window seat.”

Is La Quinta suggesting that their core customer is an idiot man who relishes in the fact that his wife has been escorted off the plane? Or that he is so impotent the only way he can get the window seat is if “Mommy” is gone?

This advertisement is very, very, very offensive to me as a man and a husband. In fact, it is so offensive, I will never stay at La Quinta.

I care too much about my wife, our marriage, and myself as a man to stoop to your level.